A couple was invited to a swanky halloween/masquerade party. The woman got a terrible a headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,being the devoted husband protested. But she urged him to go, she was going to take some aspirins and go to bed. There was no need to spoil his good time. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without the headache.
As it was still early, she decided to go to the party too. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought, she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him, she joined the party and soon saw her husband cavorting around the dance floor with every nice chick he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being rather suductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry to devote his time to the new "stuff" that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband, finally,he wispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little "tumble".
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home. She put her costume away and went to bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of time he had.
He said "Oh the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.
"Then she asked, " Did you dance much?"
He replied," I'll tell you. I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys. We went into the den and played poker all night. But I'll tell you, the guy I lent my costume to sure had a good time."