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Girl Potato & Boy Potato
>> Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato
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>> had eyes for each other,
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>> and finally they got married,
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>> and had a little sweet potato,
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>> which they called 'Yam.'
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>> Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
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>> When it was time,
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>> they told her about the facts of life.
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>> They warned her about going out
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>> and getting half-baked,
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>> so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
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>> and get a bad name for herself like
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>> 'Hot Potato,'
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>> and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.
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>> Yam said not to worry,
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>> no Spud would get her into
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>> the sack and make a rotten potato out of her!
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>> But on the other hand
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>> she wouldn't stay home
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>> and become a Couch Potato either.
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>> She would get plenty of exercise
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>> so as not to be skinny
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>> like her Shoestring cousins.
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>> When she went off to Europe,
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>> Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam
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>> to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
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>> And the greasy guys from France
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>> called the French Fries.
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>> And when she went out west,
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>> to watch out for the Indians
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>> so she wouldn't get scalloped.
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>> Yam said she would stay on
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>> the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate
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>> with those high class Yukon Golds,
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>> or the ones from the other side of the tracks
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>> who advertise their trade
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>> on all the trucks that say,
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>> 'Frito Lay.'
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>> Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
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>> (that's Potato University)
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>> so that when she graduated
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>> she'd really be in the Chips.
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>> But in spite of all they did for her,
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>> one-day Yam came home and announced
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>> she was going to marry Tom Brokaw.
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>> Tom Brokaw!
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>> Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
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>> They told Yam she couldn't
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>> possibly marry Tom Brokaw
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>> because he's just.......
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>> Are you ready for this?
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>> Are you sure?
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>> A COMMON TATER |
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