"I No Come Work Today"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss, I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know, Hung Chow, I really need you at work today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great! I be at work soon! You got nice house!"