Catholic Parrots

 

A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him.
>> > "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only
>> > know how to say one thing."
>> >
>> > "What do they say?" the priest inquired.
>> > They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>> > "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a
>> > moment.
>> >
>> > "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem.
>> >
>> > I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and
>> > read the Bible.
>> >
>> > Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
>> > cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to
>> >
>> > praise and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying that
>> >
>> > phrase in no time."
>> >
>> > "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."
>> >
>> > The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.
>> > As he
>> >
>> > ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their
>> > cage
>> >
>> > holding rosary beads and praying.
>> >
>> > Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
>> > After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi,
>> > we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
>> >
>> > There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over at
>> > the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank.
>> > Our prayers have been answered!